The dirty chute packer’s tour!
Yes I know that is a weird way to start the
race report but it will make sense before we get to the end of this long race
report.
This report is about the NHRA Heritage Series, Hot Rod Reunion 2013, at Famoso Raceway in Bakersfield that the Hall
Bros. Race Team just competed in.
Mark and Bryan both took their cars to compete in
Nostalgia Eliminator which runs on a 7.60 index.
This is Mark writing the report.
For those
that don’t know, I am the old man with the red 23T blown BBC altered and Bryan
is my son and he has the black 32 Bantam with the blown 392 Hemi.
The dirty chute packer’s tour started a few
weeks before the race when I went out to test my car to run the 7.0 Pro class.
Bryan’s car was running
good and he has run real close to the 7.60 number so he was ready to go.
Bryan just bought an
enclosed trailer and he was getting that ready for the trip.
I went out to test and tune two weeks before
the
Bakersfield
race and pumped up the horsepower to get ready for the 7.0 Pro category.
The
track looked good and when I left the line the car hooked hard but didn’t go
very far.
It blew up the planetary gears in the transmission. It was a mess!
We
pulled the trans out at the track so I could leave the car in the trailer.
I
was bummed but I was glad I tested.
Imagine that happening at the track on the
first run especially with no spare transmission!
I tore the trans down the same day
and found that the pinion gears in the planetary were blown to bits.
Now I had to make a decision.
I had saved
enough money to go to the race but was not expecting a blown up transmission!
I
figured that in order to step up to go 7.0 I would need some stronger straight
cut pinion gears.
So my decision was easy...put some stock pinion gears back in
which work good for 7.60 class or not race.
Bryan says that the 7.0 Pro class is the
devil!
So...I cast out the devil and decided to race the 7.60 class.
My planetary
housing was beat up but not ruined so I scavenged some stock gears out of
another planetary and I was back in business.
Every little piece had to come apart in the
trans including cutting the converter open to make sure there was no debris.
I
finished the trans on Wednesday morning and me and Cliff had it in, running and
in the trailer by 2:00 pm ready to go.
Cliff said we were done too soon and he
did not know what to do with his hands! (Think “Taledaga Nights” here...)
I had
to get to the track on Thursday because my chassis needed certification and
Bryan was going to come
down on Friday for first rounds of qualifying.
This was a three day race
Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Bryan
couldn’t hold out until Friday so he started out at about noon on Thursday and
made it in enough time to get there Thursday night.
Both cars were tech’d and
ready to go.
Friday we headed to the lanes for first of 2
qualifying runs for the day.
On the first pass my car ran good and I could tell
it was going pretty quick so I lifted and ran 7.66 at only 147 on the 7.60
index.
Bryan
ran 7.59 which was so very close to the index.
I qualified 12th out of 33 cars.
On the second qualifying pass me and Bryan were paired up.
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We both left the line
straight and true.
Bryan
cut a .005 light and I cut a .028 light.
Bryan
ran a 7.50 @181and I ran a 7.53 @176 so he beat me to the finish line.
We both had
some slowing down to do for the index!
Saturday morning was the 3rd qualifying pass
and we both backed our cars down.
I backed off my timing to 26 degrees from 30
degrees and richened it up and
Bryan
backed off his blower overdrive.
I spun the tires and
Bryan ran a nice 7.68 to qualify 18
th
in the field.
The fourth and last qualifying run on Saturday was cancelled
because they started running late with the program.
So we were both qualified and we ended up on
the same side of the ladder and would meet in the semi’s if we both made
rounds.
Bryan
left his car alone but because I was not able to make the last run I got skittish
and leaned my car back to where I had it.
I did however leave the timing at 26
degrees.
Saturday morning we were called to the lanes
and we each found our opponent and headed up.
Bryan pulled up before me and as we were
pulling to the lanes the Densham group decided to back out there big rig and
hold up the mix.
They couldn’t pull out at 7am when nobody was pulling in the
lanes? Rude!!!!
As I was stuck waiting...I heard Bryans' name and he was already racing!
Then
we heard the announcer say someone was shutoff because they were leaking.
I was
hoping it wasn’t Bryan
but it ended being him.
The front of the oil pan had leaked two drops on the ground.
The starter shut him down.
Wow! I have seen cars leave the line with a big
puddle behind and not get shutoff!
Anyway, lesson learned.
My opponent left the
starting line before the lights even came down and I got the win with a 7.71 to
his foul start.
The good part about having two cars is we
increase our chances of making some rounds.
Bryan’s car is on the verge of being a spectacular
7.60 car but is just testing him to see how bad he wants it. These cars will do
that to you!
I was glad to have won that first round so as
to try and salvage the day.
I know how disappointing it can be to make all
those runs and then not be able to compete.
In the second round of eliminations I bumped
the timing to 29 degrees.
I ran a 7.57 but luckily my opponent ran a 7.56 so
first or worst I got the win.
The day was looking up.
For the third round I backed the timing off to
28 degrees and told Cliff 7.61 is what it would run.
The car left the starting
line nice and straight and I ran….7.61!
That was win number 3 for the day.
When
the crew got to the finish line Jeff said….it is quiet down here, you are
missing all the celebrating on the starting line!
I had made it to the semis
which means there were only 4 cars left.
I was feeling pretty good about my
chances to win the entire deal.
So before we get to the semi final round let
me tell you why we named the race the “Dirty Chute Packer Tour”... since we
didn’t get to the races until Thursday the pits on the asphalt were already
full by Wednesday and we had to pit down at the end in the dirt.
We also slept in
our trailer for 3 nights which was real fun!
So between one of the rounds I was
folding my parachute and it had a bunch of dirt on it.
As I was dusting it off
I said something like “I have a bunch of dirt on my chute and I don’t want to
pack it dirty”.
I can't remember who it was but either me, Bryan, Cliff, Jim, Jeff
or Don said “you don’t want to be a dirty chute packer!”… and it was on!
With 6
guys you know what happened next...every other statement was about the dirty chute
packer and I thought I was going to bust a gut!
I didn’t think I was going to
be able to actually finish packing the chute because I was laughing so hard!
I
know this may sound a little crude but we couldn’t help ourselves.
Then you
throw a Greg Means in on the deal and we were cutting up almost the entire
time!
This was a fun event...I am laughing right now as I write this!
Yes….We
shall call it...the "Dirty Chute Packer Tour"!
Now...Back to the semi final round...I left my tune-up
alone and with my 7.61 previous run I figured I would get lane choice but my
opponent had run 7.60 on the 7.60 index in the previous round.
As I staged I
brought the rpm up too high and I red lighted.
It was a too quick -.018 red
light.
The bad part was my opponent ran too quick 7.58 on his run which would
have given me the win. (First or worst).
All in all it was a great fun event and one
that I will remember!
Both cars are in one piece and running good.
It
was real cool having
Bangshift.com with their live feed covering the event.
My wife Lisa was really talking up
the Hall Bros. on the chat and social media...while talking on the phone and cheering with
Bryan’s wife Kelley and
our friend Les Stripe.
Bryan and I were both waving to the camera after each
burnout to everyone watching.
Our two year old Granddaughter Claire watched one
of the runs and when Bryan waved she said “Hi Daddy!”
(By the way...she calls me
Poppy!)
We wish there was another race soon but we will have to wait until the March meet in
Bakersfield next year, though Cliff will be racing on New Year's Day, so that will be cool along with our Hall Bros. mini-dragster "Cackle-Fest" that we are planning then also!
Thanks for catching up with the Hall Bros. Racing Team...If you'd like to see some more photos from this race, check out
our facebook page where there are several of the "Pro" photos posted.
Until next time,
Mark